Art and Humor From Afar

There are so many really good online videos being produced. Some funny, some heartwarming, come clever, and some with a bit of everything.

Here’s an assortment of some of my favorites:

Two episodes of John Krasinski’s funny, heart warming, and moving SGN (Some Good News):

Episode 1 (including 15th anniversary of “The Office” with Steve Carell, and adorable Coco)

Episode 2 (surprise “Hamilton” for Aubrey)

Jimmy Fallon, Sting & The Roots Remix “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” (At-Home Instruments)

TwoSet Violin: Musicians During Quarantine (You Laugh, You Practice)

Rotterdams Philharmonisch Orkest performs excerpt from Beethoven’s 9 Symphony in isolation:

New York Philharmonic perform Boléro tribute to healthcare workers:

Duets by Myself

Yesterday I was feeling a little wistful and melancholy, and these two beautiful songs from “Fiddler on the Roof” kept going through my head. So I decided to record them. This would be my first ever duet with myself.

I haven’t played my violin in a long time, so I was a little apprehensive how it would sound. Regardless of the many imperfections, I hope you will still enjoy these.

These are my own duet arrangements for violin and viola for “Sabbath Prayer” and “Far From The Home I Love.”

For my dear friends who celebrate it, I wish you a Happy Passover.

My friend’s birthday

Today is my friend, Melissa’s birthday.

Last year there was a big birthday bash for her, but I could not attend, so I created a surprise birthday video for her. With her approval, I’m sharing it publicly for others to enjoy. This is one way you can celebrate someone’s special day while still maintaining social distancing.

Happy birthday, Melissa, with many happy returns!

Oregon Distillers Step Up To Produce Hand Sanitizer

During this time of need, I love learning about how businesses and individuals are stepping up to help however they can.

Oregon has a number of distilleries, and many of them are converting their production away from booze and starting to produce much-needed hand sanitizer.

Oregon Grain Growers in Pendleton produced 125 gallons of hand sanitizer yesterday alone to be distributed for free to local nursing homes, doctor’s offices, and first-responders.

“I sleep better at night making hand sanitizer than alcohol right now,” says owner Rodney Bullington.

Hood River Distillers has produced 1,000 in the past couple weeks and is aiming for another 11,000 gallons soon. It is working with the Oregon Health Authority to distribute to health care and food service workers.

A number of Portland-area distilleries are stepping up including New Deal, Stone Barn Brandyworks, Rose City Distilling, Shine Distillery, Aria Gin, Freeland Spirits, and more.

Stillwagon Distillery in Charleston, just two miles down the road from where I grew up, owned by and operated by dear friends, and producer of the best rum I’ve ever tasted, is now joining the cause. They will provide hand sanitizer to local healthcare workers and hospitals

Richard Stillwagon, owner of Stillwagon Distillery in Charleston, OR

Owner Richard Stillwagon says, “This will pass. Humanity has experienced pandemics, wars, and famine many, many times. What we will be remembered for will be what we did and how we acted during that crisis.”

All these distillers are, like most businesses, struggling through this difficult time. Most will make no profit or lose money doing what must be done. Please consider them in your purchases now and in the future.

Some Humor For Your Day

Some assorted humor to brighten your day:

1. Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings With Stuff They Can Find at Home, Here Are The Results
https://www.sadanduseless.com/recreated-art/

2. Star Trek TNG – Data Bloopers

3. Watch 66 Oscar-Nominated-and-Award-Winning Animated Shorts Online, Courtesy of the National Film Board of Canada
http://www.openculture.com/2019/02/watch-66-oscar-nominated-and-award-winning-animated-shorts-online.html

Two men cycling epic journeys, meet in the desert

Two men, a world apart and riding in opposite directions meet in the unlikeliest of places: the middle of the Kazak desert.

“If you listen to people, you’ll never go anywhere…It’s best to go out and explore and realize the world is a good place.”

Noel Kegel, American cycling from Lisbon, Portugal to the Pacific

This is an epic journey told fragments switching between these two cyclists, one riding westward, the other east.

Enjoy!

What Happens When Two Strangers Trust the Rides of Their Lives to the Magic of the Universe

Laughter and Joy Medicine

The responses to my Virtual Brandenburg Project and its associated blooper reel have been overwhelming, heartfelt, and extremely humbling.

As I go through the wonderful comments and responses I’ve received, it is clear that people are so much needing beauty, hope, laughter, kindness, and connection. I believe they always do, but especially now during this worldwide experience.

One dear friend told me she was watching the blooper reel every day because she says, “laughter is the best medicine right now.”

Virtual Brandenburg Blooper Reel

That made me think I should share my favorite links, pages, videos, and podcasts. These are the ones I call up when I am in need of a mood-booster. So here they are.

The Virtual Brandenburg Project: How I Did It

I just posted the Virtual Brandenburg Project today and am amazed, happy, and very humbled to see how it is taking off. Friends and acquaintances are sending me heartfelt thanks and it is being posted all over social media.

I am getting asked by many how did I do it? To be honest, I didn’t do it. Twenty-six talented musicians did.

I was happily surprised how many musicians enthusiastically signed on within hours of my initial invitation

I did coordinate and organize the group, and I did all the video editing. I will share how I did it, what lessons I learned, and how I would do it differently below.

And because I’m in a goofy mood, I will use stills from “Young Frankenstein,” although there is absolutely no connection between that film and this project.

This will be lengthy and may get a bit more technical than some need or may understand. For others, I may not get specific enough. Feel free to comment or contact me if you have questions and I’ll do my best to clarify.

What was the project? Basically, I decided I wanted to play the first movement of Bach’s Brandenburg Concerto #3 with friends all over the country and around the world. I knew we couldn’t do it at the same time, so I invited people to video themselves playing the various parts, send those videos to me, and I’d put them together. Simple, right?

Although I have worked in IT for over three decades, my experience in video editing is limited. I’ve made a dozen or so simple videos with pictures, videos, and an audio track. I’ve never made a video with more than two simultaneous video tracks. This one has twenty-six plus transitions, slides shows, and text boxes.

I. What You Need

So you want to create a multi-musician/singer work? Here’s what you will need to do it:

  1. A musical work – preferably one not covered by copyright (also one the video editor won’t go crazy hearing dozens and dozens of time during the project)
  2. A group of willing musicians/singers
  3. Each participant needs:
    a. A device to listen and watch
    b. A device with which to video record oneself
    c. Earbuds and/or headphones. If wired, they’ll want an extra long wire.
    d. (recommended) A stand, tripod, or something to hold their recording device securely
  4. Each participant needs to be able to send those individual recordings back to the video editor
  5. Someone with a computer that has
    a. Video editing software
    b. Sufficient power to edit multiple audio/video tracks (video editing requires tremendous CPU and RAM), as well as
    c. A lot of computer disk storage space – preferable also a backup hard drive just in case
  6. Time and a lot of patience

II. How Did I Do It

1. Collected names and assigned parts
I quickly assembled a list of musicians willing to play. The work is available on IMSLP, and calls for 3 violin parts, 3 viola parts, and 3 cello parts. I assigned each person a part and kept track. As the project went on and individuals ran into technical or time constraints and had to drop out, I moved a few people (including myself) to fill different parts.

2. Recorded and shared the first track
My good, supremely talented, and compassionate friend, Tatiana gamely agreed to lay down the first violin track. She recorded herself and I posted it as an unlisted YouTube video.

I sent her recording out to all the musicians and invited them to play their parts matched to her tempo. They had to wear earphones or earbuds to prevent Tatiana’s recording from being heard in each recording. Most people used cell phones to record themselves. The video and sound quality was satisfactory.

3. Collected Video Recordings
As people completed their video recordings, they needed to get those to me. They used Google Drive and DropBox primarily to do this. I also have an account with SmugMug.com, which let me create a drop box for videos.

Now these video files are large! Each individual video ranged from 200-900mb. It took a while for people to upload videos from their phones to transfer them to me.

On my end, collecting these videos took up space, and as I created the whole ensemble of 26 musicians, each video I created during the process took 1-2gb. The folder containing all the videos, still images, partial videos, and the finished video now takes up nearly 60gb hard disk space.

4. Combined and Synchronized the Video Recordings
I used video editing software called PowerDirector from Cyberlink. Although mine is not the latest version, it is relatively recent. It is purported to be able to handle up to 100 audio and video tracks.

Basically, I would receive a new video, and add it to the existing stack of videos already received. Then I would need to shift the video forward or backward until it synced up with the existing videos.

In this image, the lower half of the left monitor shows the growing stack of videos I have received and imported into the software. They are staggered because I had to shift them around to ensure all the musicians started together.

On the right-hand monitor is the mosaic gradually being filled with musicians with every additional video.

Below both monitors is my beloved viola.

Do you know a viola joke? More than likely I have heard it and told it already. They are the best – and most numerous – of music-related jokes.

Adjusting sound levels took a lot of patience and computing power

5. Edited Video Tracks and Adjusted Sound Levels
Beyond getting the videos in tight sync, this was the most time-consuming work. I needed to adjust the levels of each recording so that the parts could be heard. Sometimes I would find small spots to make louder or softer.

Since the musicians were listening to a track to play along with, and the tempo varied, sometimes I had to make slight timing modifications (e.g. slightly extend or cut shorter a rest). But some variations were beyond my skill to fix without re-recording.

If anyone had played a wrong note, I could have sought it out and muted that split-second. But my friends are top-notch musicians, so I didn’t have to do that at all…

6. Uploaded video to YouTube
Every day or two, I’d upload the latest video version to YouTube as an “Unlisted” video. That way the musicians could see the project’s progress without the incomplete video being discovered and shared by the public.

This is the gist of the project. Now to the problems character-building opportunities I encountered during the project.

III. What Problems I encountered and Solutions for next time

1. Tempos, Attacks, and Cadences
Good musical performances have everyone starting together, staying together, and finishing together. This is not just at the beginning and ending of the piece, but within the work. It is really difficult to do this as a musician simply by listening to a recording.

Having more precise tempos for all the musicians would not only reduce stress on the musicians, but probably reduce the video editor’s work by about 75%.

Synchronizing videos required careful listening and watching for out-of-sync movements

Solution 1: Use a click track. A click track gives a clear timing, like a metronome in the ear for musicians to follow. This is precise, and has been used for decades in sound movies where music had to precisely match what was going on on screen.

With Bach, the tempo can stay quite constant except near the ending, so a click track could have worked well. It doesn’t work well with music that has intentional tempo changes.

Solution 2: Have a video conductor. I think this would be my preference. Video a conductor giving directions on tempo, starts and stops, cutoffs, etc. and send that out to the musicians. I believe this is what several professional orchestras have done in isolation/combination videos I have seen.

It is much easier play precisely in sync when you have something or someone clear to watch.

2. Check the Score
You might be surprised how often there are mistakes in printed music. Sharp-eyed musicians familiar with a work might catch them, but many will simply assume the score is good and play what they see.

Ideally, someone should take the time to go through each part to make sure they are correct. There is little a video editor can do (short of the infernal Autotune) if one section plays a note written in their score that happens to be a misprint.
Solution: Have someone check the parts against a legitimate score.

3. Portrait or Landscape?
It did not occur to me to specify to the musicians how to orient their cameras. Most did landscape, but several did portrait. This caused some extra work for me to try to fit the differing shapes into a pleasing mosaic.
Solution: Specify camera orientation when sending out instructions.

4. Mirror Images
Some cameras, especially selfie cameras on cell phones may take the image backwards (mirror image). You can test this easily by wearing a shirt with printed text, take a picture or video, and see whether you can read the text.

One of our musician’s camera did this, and neither of us caught it until late into the process. I didn’t think to check, and I’m sure my software would have allowed me to flip the image to the correct orientation. But it was too late to easily fix, so one violinist will forever appear to be the Paul McCartney of the group.
Solution: Check your videos to make sure they are not mirror images

5. Save your bloopers!
On a Herculean project like this, it’s fun to see the foibles and bloopers that occur. It’s even more fun to create a blooper reel, either for the end credits, or as a separate video.
Solution: Tell your participants to hold onto their mistakes, bloopers, etc. and send them in.

6. Aim Carefully
Perhaps some folks are shy, but a few videos came in cutting off either the top or the side of musician’s faces.
Solution: Ask people to make short test videos to make sure their cameras frame their faces nicely.

7. Choose your music carefully
Most string ensemble works have four or five voices:
a. First Violin
b. Second Violin
c. Viola
d. Cello, and sometimes
e. Bass

Sometimes there might be divisions with in a section, but that’s generally all the voices you need to balance. Brandenburg #3 has three violin parts, three viola parts, three cello parts, and harpsichord. That’s 10 separate voices or parts you have to mix and set levels to. That was a ton of work for me.
Solution: I highly recommend you choose something less complex, at least for your first project!

8. PC Power
Non-technical people’s eyes may glaze over for this, so feel free to skip this long section.

Skip this section if your eyes start to glaze or wander while reading it

Video editing requires more computing power, speed and disk space than about 98% of tasks most consumers would ever need. The only other high-capacity-demanding software are some current high-end computer games.

My PC is not cutting edge, but it’s reasonably current with an Intel i7 6 Core CPU, 64-bit Windows 10 operating system, 32 GB of RAM, and hundreds of GB free disk space.

Nevertheless, when I rendered a video out of my video editing software, I often saw my CPU completely maxed out non-stop at 100% utilization, and the cooling fans went into overdrive.

My computer cooling fans were blowing full bore when rendering videos.

I also found that despite claims that the PowerDirector software I was using should be able to handle up to 100 separate audio and video tracks, once I went over sixteen tracks, my audio dropped out.

For example, I added myself last to the stack of musicians, and there were a couple short important moments that the Viola 3 part was completely mute. Even when I cranked up the volume for that specific track, it could not be heard.

Through trial and error, I discovered that my system seemed to max out at 16 separate audio tracks. Since I had 26 musicians, that posed a big problem.

I ended up creating one video for all the Violin 1 players, a separate one for the Violin 2 players, and so on. Thus combining and bundling sections, I was able to inch under that arbitrary 16 audio track limit.

I have yet to figure out why my computer did this. I suspect I just needed a more powerful processor and/or video adapter.

Update: My hard drives were the bottle neck. I now have my Operating System on one hard drive (an SSD), the video editing software on a second conventional hard drive, and the video files on a separate SSD. I am finding everything runs much smoother and quicker.

Solution 1: Keep your projects small
Solution 2: Combing multiple parts into single section videos, then combine those videos for the final
Solution 3: Obtain a more powerful computer

Conclusion

I hope this answers some of the questions you might have about how I did this project, and how you might go about doing your own. Feel free to comment or contact me if you have questions I have not answered here.

During this time of isolation and fear, this is a wonderful, beautiful thing to share with your fellow artists and friends.

Stay safe, stay sane, and stay connected…at a safe minimal distance.

The Virtual Brandenburg Project

Concerts I was scheduled to play have been cancelled. Getting together with musicians to read chamber music, which is one of the things I love to do most, I cannot do.

Ten days ago, I was outside weeding my yard when my dear friend, musician and celebrated poet, Anna George Meek and I had a brief chat online. We talked about possibly trying to play music together online, and that’s when I decided I wanted to try to organize a virtual chamber group. I decided I wanted to do Bach’s Brandenburg #3.

Mind you, I’ve never tackled anything even remotely like this before.

I contacted musician friends all over the country and abroad, and within less than six hours had enough people willing to cover all 9 separate parts, some with 2 or more players per part.

Soon, videos were coming in from 6 states, and two from Germany. Every time a new video arrived I felt an excitement and joy like a little boy opening a birthday gift.

Some of these people I have not seen in years. One I have seen only once in three decades. Getting to see them and play virtually together was a heartwarming online reunion.

The project is finished, and I couldn’t be happier! Multiple musicians have been generous in their praise and gratitude for having a joyful project like this to work on while holed up in solitude.

I sincerely believe we need joy, hope, and connection during this dark time of fear and isolation. What better way than through music.

The Virtual Brandenburg Project
Virtual Brandenburg Project: Thanks for the Laughs!

I hope this project and the associated blooper video brighten your day!

Stay safe, stay sane, and stay connected…at a safe minimum distance!

10-Year Old Japanese Girl Drumming Phenom

Two years ago, Yoyoka Soma took the internet by storm with her incredible drumming cover of Led Zeppelin’s “Good Times Bad Times.” Here’s that video:

Then 8 years old, she entered the 2018 Hit Like A Girl drum contest and made it to the final round. Her prowess even came to the attention of Robert Plant himself, who proclaimed “It’s like fallin’ of a log for ‘er…I know where she can get a good job!”

At the ripe age of 10, she’s back, now covering Rage Against The Machine’s “Killing In The Name.” Check it out below:

I am no drummer, and although RATM may not be on my playlist, I cannot help but be won over by this amazing girl. You go, grrl!