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Rest In Peace, Professor Lehrer

Tom Lehrer passed away yesterday at age 97. Harvard alum and professor of mathematics, Lehrer generated thousands of fans worldwide despite having a short performance career and limited discography. Here is a thoughtful obituary just published by the New York Times.

We owned all three of his original vinyl records, “Songs By Tom Lehrer” (1955), “An Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer” (1959), and “That Was The Year That Was” (!965). I remember listening to them from an age way too young to understand the black and biting satire they contained.

Despite stating his website would be shut down, Tom Lehrer’s site happily remains live. It contains all his song lyrics, sheet music, and recordings.

Those who knew his songs loved the witty lyrics often containing hilarious rhymes:

“These are the only ones of which the news has come to Ha’vard,
And there may be many others but they haven’t been discavard.”
– closing lyrics to “The Elements

The dark, sometimes bordering on gruesome images his songs sometimes conjured often were carried by lovely melodies. My father and I performed dinner music when I was in junior high and high school, including “The Wiener Schnitzel Waltz,” “When You Are Old and Gray,” and “I Hold Your Hand In Mine.” The first two, upbeat and lively Viennese waltzes speak of the transience and superficiality of youthful beauty and lust. The last, a sweet, romantic melody delivers a shudder-inducing love letter from a necrophiliac.

Performing dinner music with my father back in the 1980’s

His song, “Pollution” was undoubtedly the first environmentalist song I learned. His “We Will All Go Together When We Go” resonated for me and my generation, growing up in the looming shadow of mutually assured destruction. I was a big fan of “The Masochism Tango” for probably a decade before I had a clue what that word meant (later after I took up ballroom dancing, I couldn’t ignore what a great tango the song really is!).

In my teens, I was enjoyed hearing Lehrer’s songs on the syndicated radio show, “Dr Demento.” I was delighted when I got to college and found many kindred Lehrer fans with and for whom to sing.

The Tom Lehrer songbook from which my father and I performed

I wrote a letter to Lehrer in November, 2009, requesting permission to arrange, perform, and sell an arrangement of “The Masochism Tango.” People love his music, I wrote, although “I daresay some would have blanched had they heard the lyrics.”

He graciously wrote me back a hand-signed letter granting me permission to all of the above. We exchanged a couple more letters. The last letter he wrote me, in July, 2010, he closed with:

“Again, no payment will be required. If, however, you ever make a lot of money from it, please feel free to send me some.”

Those two hand-signed letters will remain treasures in my collection.

Click here if you are interested in the sheet music to my string quartet arrangement of “The Masochism Tango.”

In October, 2020, Lehrer announced he was relinquishing the rights to of his songs and lyrics. “[P]ermission is hereby granted to anyone to set any of these lyrics to their own music, or to set any of this music to their own lyrics, and to publish or perform their parodies or distortions of these songs without payment or fear of legal action.”

Long before Tim Minchin, far more biting than Steve Allen, Tom Lehrer will remain a giant in my parody song repertoire.

The word, “Lehrer,” means “teacher” in German. You taught us a lot through humor and music.

Rest in Peace, Professor Lehrer!

All About That Bratsch’

My last music offering was on the serious side. Here is something upbeat and humorous. It is my parody of Meghan Trainor’s “All About That Bass.”

When I first heard her hit, the idea to rewrite the words as “All About That Bratsch'” came to me immediately – “Bratsche” (“Brah-cheh”) is the German word for “viola.”

The words came pretty quickly to me, and then I arranged it for string quartet.

Here are my friends, Casey, Mitchell, Dana, and Erin backing me up on my parody.

Art and Humor From Afar

There are so many really good online videos being produced. Some funny, some heartwarming, come clever, and some with a bit of everything.

Here’s an assortment of some of my favorites:

Two episodes of John Krasinski’s funny, heart warming, and moving SGN (Some Good News):

Episode 1 (including 15th anniversary of “The Office” with Steve Carell, and adorable Coco)

Episode 2 (surprise “Hamilton” for Aubrey)

Jimmy Fallon, Sting & The Roots Remix “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” (At-Home Instruments)

TwoSet Violin: Musicians During Quarantine (You Laugh, You Practice)

Rotterdams Philharmonisch Orkest performs excerpt from Beethoven’s 9 Symphony in isolation:

New York Philharmonic perform Boléro tribute to healthcare workers:

Some Humor For Your Day

Some assorted humor to brighten your day:

1. Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings With Stuff They Can Find at Home, Here Are The Results
https://www.sadanduseless.com/recreated-art/

2. Star Trek TNG – Data Bloopers

3. Watch 66 Oscar-Nominated-and-Award-Winning Animated Shorts Online, Courtesy of the National Film Board of Canada
http://www.openculture.com/2019/02/watch-66-oscar-nominated-and-award-winning-animated-shorts-online.html

Ghosts of Halloweens’ Past

Click on image to see a video of the living, breathing Rorschach

I was behind the 8-ball and didn’t prepare a costume to wear to work today. Over the years I’ve come up with some decent costumes, some requiring very little work, others a lot. Here are some of my costumes from Halloweens’ past:

Rorschach (from “The Watchmen“): I am really proud of this costume, and it won me a prize last year. I purchased heat-sensitive powder (really cool stuff, btw), mixed it with glue, and painted a Rorschach design on a white t-shirt. Worn over the head, the heat from my breath caused the pattern to change. A cheap raincoat, hat, and gloves completed the look.

Dryer Sock Monster: This was the simplest, easiest costume I’ve ever made, and it was still very successful. I simply took a black raincoat and safety-pinned one of every sock in my drawer. People looked at me with confusion for a minute, then when the realization hit, pointed at me and shouted, “you’re the one who stole my socks!”

Golf Accident: This took some work. I carefully sawed a golf ball in half with a hacksaw. I stuck it to my forehead with band-aids and tape. I made fake blood mixing creamy peanut butter and green food coloring and smeared it around the golf ball. I then dressed in really tacky golf clothes I found at thrift stores (pink sweater vest, white pants, etc.) and carried a bent golf club.

Biking Accident: (am I sensing a theme here?) I dressed in biking clothes, smeared grease on my bare legs and arms, locked a Kryptonite U-lock around my neck, tied bike tire tubes around my arms, and hung a bike chain over my neck. I believe I also tied some loose bike pedals to my shoelaces. This may have happened within a year of a spectacular bike wreck I had mountain biking that cut and bruised my face, but, extremely fortunately, did no more damage.

Leisure Suit Dating Horror: Purchased some really cheesy 70s clothes at a thriftstore, a fake gold chain necklace, and some fake fur from a fabric store. I hung the fur on my bare chest, and unbuttoned my shirt to my navel, and hung the chain over my neck. Some tinted glasses completed the look.

Phantom of the Opera: I own white tie and tails, which somehow still barely fit. I purchased a half-mask, donned my tails, set up an electronic keyboard at my door, and when the trick-or-treaters arrived, played the opening lines of Bach’s Toccata and Fugue.